Nice try. You're not breaching my home security and robbing me blind, no thanks. This is like that time you asked me if that rag smelled like chloroform. I'm not falling for your tricks again. (By the way, whatever happened to my clothes and underwear that night?)
Of course you may. Why didn't you start out with something simple like that in the first place? Here, hold my cell phone and car keys while I go and get a notepad . . .
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This post was edited by Randy D at August 14, 2018 7:38 AM MDT