If you chop the fun out of your life who is to blame but you, you, you?

You, you, but not you two.

Chopping the fun out or your life is not the most desirable approach.  A little finesse is needed.  When removing fun out of your life you must first numb all senses around it.  A surgical knife works much better.

 Once removed it is best served chilled and thinly sliced with a wedge of lemon and a sprig of parsley.  If you chop it, the stands of fun get bruised and become chewy.  

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