I say with some fake accent I think I am good at and learned in drama class, " Thank you. You have qualified for a trip to Cabos San Lucus. There you will enjoy 4 days and 5 nights a gift from AT&T for being such a good customer. No. I don't understand why you are so unhappy. I am happy and you qualify for a gift to Cabos San Lucas.. NO. I cannot understand you. Please enjoy the over-pricing you pay because we give you useless apps you MUST have so we can target you for marketing, making you THINK you need things you really Don't, and find out what you look like while using your phone, not to mention where you are continuously at certain times each and every day. You qualified for a gift and we are sending you to Cabos San Lucus. I don't understand. I am going on break now. I can't assist you any longer but, if you stay on the line and dial 5%6^**7&!###. #. your name, another operator will assist you. Your wait will be aproximately 35 minutes. Thank you for using AT&T and enjoy your trip to Cabos San Lucus which we will bill you for, incognito, on your next 6 payments to AT&T. Have a nice day."
Zack 