I won't be able to tell you for sure until I've performed a thorough examination on you (several times over the next few days). Take off all of your clothes, lie down on my bed and relax while I pop the K-Y Jelly into the microwave for ten seconds . . .
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This post was edited by Randy D at August 22, 2018 5:16 AM MDT
If stuff like this came out and you were shot twice between the eyes there is a good possibility you are. This stuff can live outside the body the for 3 days and it crawls in and around all your parts when you aren't looking! It could work itself into your eyes and/or in your nose. If you didn't shut your eyes really tight while being hit or blow your nose right after, you for sure are! You better go see Randy and quick! Don't let that kid leave town. He might be paying child support for the next 18 years. Keep that gun. The doctor will need to verify it was that kid's gun as the responsible father.
This post was edited by Merlin at August 22, 2018 5:17 AM MDT
Thank you for the referral. Oh, by the way, I just checked your chart too, and it seems that I've never performed any examinations on you. I can squeeze you in after Carbie's appointments, but please wait for about 30 to 45 minutes after she's left each time, ok?
As tempted as I am to accept your gracious invitations, I must decline. I have never nor ever will be sloppy seconds. Besides, your plate is so full, you might need a little more than 20 or 30 minutes recovery time. We could make a sandwich but I would have to be on top and that isn't fair to carbon. It's a lot of weight to be on the bottom.
[On the telephone: Reception Desk? Good morning, this is Doctor Randolph speaking, and I'd like to . . . what's that? Oh, it's you, Michelle, how are you doing? That's nice to hear, very nice. Me? Oh, I'm fine, thank you for asking. How's that? I'm sure we can have lunch again sometime soon, yes, I'd like that very much. Your place? Sure, sure. Yes, having to wear a scarf all week in this hot weather must have been a bit uncomfortable, but if anyone had seen what your neck looked like, it would have been very awkward, you're a real trooper. by the way, did I congratulate you on getting your massage therapist's certificate? You certainly earned it, and I am flattered you choose me as your practice subject. I hope we didn't disturb your roommate too much. No, no, no one has said anything to me about the security tapes from the office elevator. Maybe the security guards aren't paying very close attention. Keep your fingers crossed. Did you eventually find your panties after that night? I checked everywhere and they weren't left with me. Ok, that's good. Wow I didn't think they would have fit in that tiny coin purse of yours, but I guess as skimpy as they are . . . listen, Michelle, I called to ask if you can please switch Miss Merlie's next appointment with Miss Carbie's? Yes, that's right, Miss Merlie has expressed a preference to go first, so just flip-flop them if you don't mind. And as usual, don't schedule Miss Carbie right away after Miss Merlie leaves, give it about 45 minutes before setting up Miss Carbie. Wait, on second thought, this is Miss Merlie we're talking about, so make it a full hour before sending Niss Carbie in. One last thing, the supply of K-Y Jelly has been replenished, right? Thank you. Yes, I know I go through a lot of it, I know, I know. Ok, I have to go now, the Jones twins are here for their session. Yes, I agree, I've never known twin sisters who insist on doing everything together like these two do. Speaking of which, you'd best hold my next appointment after theirs for about 90 whole minutes. Thanks.]
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This post was edited by Randy D at August 22, 2018 5:16 AM MDT
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