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How many of the Ten Commandments did God break?

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Posted - August 17, 2016

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  • 46117

    I got news.  He didn't MAKE them either.

      August 17, 2016 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 628

    Hello Mr. Bromide

    Hmmmm...good question...

    !. Thou shall have no other gods before me....

    the he sent his so to act as a god via "who shall ever believe in HIM (jesus) shall not perish...."

    2. Make no Graven Image of that which is in heaven or earth.....

    ,,,yet every Christian church has a Cross with the image of Christ, in Gods own house...

    3. Honor thy Parents.....

    and then go show that honor by impregnating someone else's wife...

    4.Though shall not kill

    unless it is me who does the Smite'n, or is it Smote'n

    5 Though shall not covet your neighbors ass...

    eh, see #3

    6 Thou shall not commit adultery....

    again, see #3

    7. Though shall not steal

    eh...#3

    8.Thou shall not bear false witness

    writes a book which insists creation or existence is only 6 sumptin' 000 years old, True witness???

    so there is 8 of ten...

    I'll have to think about how God may have taken his own name in vain...or how he actually spent the seventh day

      August 17, 2016 6:40 PM MDT
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  • He whoth maketh them can breakth them.

      August 17, 2016 9:20 PM MDT
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  • 676

    11 !!!

      August 17, 2016 11:52 PM MDT
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