My bed asked me this morning: "Why has it been so quiet of late?" What does your bed say to you?

I don't have a bed.  My cat does.  She just lets me use part of it. 

That's what my bed was asking: "Where's all the action gone?"

LOL!

You fell asleep on the couch, didn't you?  Don't lie to me!  How could you?

'Retire me'

So the bed missed you, Livvie? That's nice!

Ha Ha!

You must be a real taskmaster, and must have exhausted it beyond its endurance.

Retire the bed, get a replacement, and put it to "work".

:)

My bed gets jealous if I fall asleep on the couch.

My bed says: "Quit humpin my leg"  

:)

You should come earlier.