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Give me your corniest pick up line ok?

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Posted - October 8, 2018

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    My wife and I were very poor students.  I often tell people we met at the student union bulletin board.  We were both looking at an ad for married student housing which read.  "Married students, studio apartment available, $85 per month."  I tell people we looked at each other and I asked, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"  She doesn't think that's very funny.  Why not?
      October 9, 2018 9:20 PM MDT
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  • They say dating is a numbers game, so can I have your number?
      October 11, 2018 8:22 AM MDT
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  • I wish I was an ion so I can form an exothermic bond with you.
      October 11, 2018 5:46 PM MDT
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