Ya it was "ouch" but it was a little more complicated then that. Sometimes when I would see a good looking lady coming towards me pushing a shopping cart I would sneak my foot in front of the front wheel and when she hit my foot I would say ouch then flash my sad puppy dog eyes and her motherly instincts would kick in and then I was in like Flinn. Cheers!
Sweetie, I don't need any. A woman might try to use one on me, but I have never used a corny one. However, I have found that "Would you like to dance?" works quite well.
You know me. I have to set the stage. Don and I were over at our friend (he still is our friend, believe it or not) Pauls house. Don and I had just started dating. I was sitting on his knee. Paul asked us how we met and what made us click. He was in dire need of a girlfriend and needed some tips.
The very sad part about what I'm going to share is our friend, Paul, actually bought into this.
We looked at each other and with a wink and a smile Don said, "I asked her to show me her pussy." and I said, "I get off at 6 o clock. Then can I suck your cock?"
Sick as it is.. It was a JOKE. He looked at us and said, "Really? That worked?" To this day we have never corrected it. This is probably why he still doesn't have a girlfriend.
This post was edited by Merlin at October 12, 2018 6:33 PM MDT
Walt! Once again you amaze me! The beautiful body one is Don's favorite and he used it on me!!!!!!!!! I didn't get it when he used it. Too funny! Huge Smiles!!!
This post was edited by Merlin at October 10, 2018 9:29 PM MDT
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