Why select tonight of all nights to post a bunch of "why" questions? ~

* Why not?

* Because according to AM rules, one can only post a series of "why" questions on days that end in "y".  If memory serves me well, tonight is one of those days (or is today one of those nights?).

* Because they're going to spoil if you don't use them quickly (there's nothing worse than tossing out a bunch of bad questions).

cause you wanted to