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How do you get the sand out of your butt crack without looking like you have a fungus after going to the beach?

Posted - October 20, 2018
Tag : Sure wish i could scratch it

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  • 44660
    Put some ketchup on it and let the dog lick it.
      October 20, 2018 1:40 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Or just bend over and let the seagulls have a go at it.
      October 20, 2018 1:42 PM MDT
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  • That's the spirit! ;-D
      October 20, 2018 1:50 PM MDT
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  • That ketchup did look like a tongue.
      October 20, 2018 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 44660
    Yeah...
      October 20, 2018 1:52 PM MDT
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  • a beach-side shower
      October 20, 2018 1:46 PM MDT
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  • 44660
    I got zapped using one of those when a thunderstorm popped up. The lightning hit the water about 200 yards out. I never ran so fast in my life. My son was with me and I don't think his feet touched the pavement as I pulled him along.
      October 20, 2018 1:51 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    just do it in the shower
      October 20, 2018 2:54 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Oooooooooooo your such a perv. :D
      October 20, 2018 4:47 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      Hey, wait, that was sand?  No wonder!  I've been spitting to try and get that stuff out of my mouth ever since I left your place!  I was wondering what it was, but at last I know it was sand. Hmmmm, that's funny, you never told me you had been at the beach before I stopped by . . . 

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      October 20, 2018 4:30 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    No silly, that was the salt you put on it . We all know how spicy you like your food.
      October 20, 2018 4:48 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      Salt? It's already seasoned, so I never use salt when I eat . . . . What the heck is going on here?  Are you absolutely sure you aren't confusing me some other guy? Grrrrrr. 
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      October 20, 2018 4:55 PM MDT
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