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I have prophesaied that the wretched sea will swallow me whole

In my dreams I fell into the sea and through the murky waters I caught sight of a great big sphynx cut from shiny black obsidian. It's head was cocked back and staring straight up at me as if it were howling.

Posted - November 2, 2018
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  • 44553
    What were you smoking?
      November 2, 2018 8:08 PM MDT
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  • If I had to put a name to it I'd go with Bruce Banner. :P
      November 3, 2018 1:54 PM MDT
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  • 7790
    HA!!Better you than me.
      November 2, 2018 8:12 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Wow.  How prophetic.

    I have prophesized that I am probably going to have to tinkle in a half hour or so.

    It's amazing how prophetic you are when you have control over the situation.

    Since you have the power to MAKE that come true, it is hardly a prophesy.
      November 2, 2018 11:29 PM MDT
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  • "I dreamed I was going to die when I was twenty-five years old.  It sure made that twenty-fifth year pretty exciting!"
      November 3, 2018 2:59 AM MDT
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  • When is your prophecy supposed to be fulfilled?  It needs to hurry up or I won't believe it anymore. :P
      November 3, 2018 1:50 PM MDT
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  • Don't worry.  It may sound a bit fishy, but I'm sure Aquaman will save you!
      November 3, 2018 2:31 PM MDT
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  • There are those damn green tights in the way again!  GRRRR! :P
      November 5, 2018 8:11 AM MST
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  • 13277
    prophesaied prophesied
      November 7, 2018 5:30 PM MST
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