Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching. What do you stuff your bird with?

M&M candies, "melts in your _____, not in your hands."

I leave it's original stuffing in there... Really there is no need to waste all those internal organs,  and besides this is the best way to keep your bird fresh until after it starts cooking. 

I'd rather have ham than turkey.

The first year after my ex-fiance & I broke up, I had a frozen pizza.  Didn't have to deal with my relatives and had a great day.

have no idea, i nnight go to a friends house if i get invited

It's not safe to stuff a bird.  We do make dressing but don't actually put it inside the turkey.  If I have to do TG I don't roast a turkey, I just buy a turkey breast or a small smoked turkey.  My sister buys a whole turkey when she does it.