The top-notch celebrities/comedians can't stand the john of don. So he has to settle for seconds. They have chips/missing parts. So sad?

You find them at local outlet malls where merchandise that isn't purchased goes to die a slow death. In bars and clubs and circuits where no one has ever heard of them before or says "Geez I thought he/she was dead". Poor john. The more he lusts after their support the more they back away.