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Discussion » Questions » Shopping » Can I buy a Russian bride on Craig's list?

Can I buy a Russian bride on Craig's list?

Posted - December 1, 2018


  • 8579
    At least this one comes with three gold teeth.  That must be worth the shipping and handling cost.
      December 1, 2018 11:16 AM MST

  • 2488
    No, comrade.  However, you might try looking on Craigorsky's Leest.
      December 1, 2018 11:51 AM MST

  • 22225
    you can try
      December 1, 2018 1:50 PM MST

  • 4695
    Am remembering on the old answerbag
    they would run ads for Russian brides...haha
    ...on Craigs list
    you can find things that you wished you hadn't found.

      December 1, 2018 2:05 PM MST

  • 784
    I think you will find them on a separate listing service.  I know of a number of guys who have found their second wife that way.  However I do not believe they found them on Craigslist. 

    Try Russian Loadstones, or Russian Escorts for recommends. I actually do know a Ukrainian Physician who makes more money as an "Escort" then as a Doctor.  I also know a colleague in St.Petersburg who makes more as an "Escourt"  then in her real job.  Since the fall of the Wall in '89 prostitution and the auctioning of oneself off to foreign marriage is actually considered a top Career Choice among young Russian and Ukrainian women.
      December 2, 2018 7:37 AM MST

  • 21952
    You obviously don't know me yet.Very few of my questions are serious. But thanks, anyway. I'll have to go with the Ukrainian. My grandparents were from Kiev.
      December 2, 2018 9:21 AM MST

  • 784
    Was just in Kiev a few weeks back, lovely place.  I realize a lot of your posts are just jests, however this one struck a note since I am regularly travel to Central and Eastern Europe.  I have permanent work visa's for a number of the locations including Mother Russia.

    Now the Russian Bride thing and "Interpersonal Consulting Services"  I see this on a regular basis along with the Serbian Pimps, Bulgarians are a distant minority in this pimp group.  I know a Physics Professor in Moscow who turns tricks just to feed herself and her daughter.  Her EX drank himself to death.  One of the topics which grates me to no end

    I live in a different world these days since I left the narrow, myopic world of NYC.  I still am there a good bit of time since I am covering 2 offices in my current job.  BTW I still have a residence in the Tri State area

    Frohes Wienactsten
      December 2, 2018 2:16 PM MST

  • 21952
    I am Jewish, but thanks anyway. Obviously, Physics Professors don't get paid much there. I have a chemistry professor friend and she earns about a medium-size University.
      December 4, 2018 11:32 AM MST

  • 784
    No offense intended, enjoy the lights of Hanukah
      December 5, 2018 4:30 AM MST

  • 34935
    That is the Russian Bride's mother.

    Those girls are really beautiful if you get them before they turn.

      December 2, 2018 8:07 AM MST

  • 6152
    I am cracking up!  Too funny.  I'm afraid to think it is true but very, very funny! :) :)
      December 4, 2018 11:28 AM MST

  • 6152
    I've never been on Craig's List as a Russian Bride or as a consumer but I did have a neighbor a little while back who may have had one.  I'm serious.  
    Her name was PeeRushKaa.  She got mad at Don once and keyed our truck.  Long story but I don't advise getting a Russian Bride from anywhere.  They have a quick temper and you never know when you piss them what they will do.  Once they are here, legally, who knows?  I don't think they have a refund policy.
      December 4, 2018 11:30 AM MST

  • 21952
    That sounds like a phony name. po russky has a different meaning. This means 'Do you speak Russian".

    а ты говоришь по русски
      December 4, 2018 11:45 AM MST

  • 6152
    Well, yes.  I know how to say the important things.  Ga zoon tight!  and Stolichnaya.   That might be backwards.  Maybe you should ask for Stoli first and then say, God Bless You because you never know what you will do after a bottle of potato juice!!
      December 4, 2018 9:20 PM MST