Running red lights (After stopping first) when there is no traffic. Tapping my brakes at tailgaters. Cranking up the volume when a favorite song is being played.
* Failing to smile for the red-light cameras as they take my picture (wait, i blinked). * Failing to say "thank you" to each and every cop that gives me a ticket (yeah, its me again). * Failing to cordially display my middle finger in response to other drivers constant stupidity (sometimes I forget). * Failing to keep my beer within arms length of the drivers seat (otherwise I got to coast it in neutral while I try to find it). * Always obeying EVERY traffic signal (hey, it said "walk" so I got out and started walking).
