Can I have your name please?
Hugh Betcha.
Okay, what is it?
Hugh Betcha
I don't know what you mean. Why do you keep saying that?
I mean my name is Hugh Betcha.
You're kidding? You must get a lot of jokes about that Hugh!
No. I don't see what's odd about it. I don't know what you mean, Mr. Uh, what is it? Bud Crack?
Oh, boy. Here we go.