I have a dare for you this Christmas, do you accept?
That dare is to wear an outfit made entirely out of unused plastic garbage bag as clothing for Christmas dinner, do you accept this dare or not? Also as I write this I'm already wearing one.
You could triple dog dare me and I still wouldn't accept. We will be taking Christmas photos tomorrow and sending copies to our family back east and they already think were trailer trash. Cheers and happy one more sleep till Christmas!