For years. Not knowing who the 'best" "doctors" would be for the procedures. It will take at least two who specialize in different fields. The funds to pay them is also an issue.
Insurance schminsurance! I can do it in my tool shed for a great discount compared to licensed professionals, I have the tools and everything!
Stop by my place Thursday noonish with a tuna sandwich, hot fries (no salt) and a liter of root beer. Wait, better yet, I'll go to your place to save you the hassle of getting home after it's over. You will need at least half a day's recovery time . . .