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Does your pancreas get so wet every time you see chocolate that you squirt lemonade?

No stupid answers please.

Posted - December 30, 2018

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  • Too weird. Can not answer Cos makes no sense.  SOS... you may need some sleep. You are welcome. Over. 
      December 30, 2018 10:38 PM MST
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  • 1812
    Your pancreas secretes both digestive enzymes, to break down food,  as well as insulin  to even glucose spikes, so it makes just as much sense that chocolate could make your pancreas wet as we know it can make some people salivate... and if you happen to be drinking lemonade and suddenly laugh during this pancreas dampness,  perhaps you'd squirt lemonade from your nose. You know what I'm saying? This post was edited by [W]e[y]lon Musk at December 30, 2018 10:43 PM MST
      December 30, 2018 10:42 PM MST
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  • Sure , sure ... sure Wey :) I always read when you ramble on about stuff about thestuff. Same like I assume people read my long rambles. Chocolate, lemonade, squirts. Gots it ;p you’re most likely a genius but I will never know cos I have the attention span of a 4 year old :(
      December 30, 2018 10:47 PM MST
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  • 1812
    Being labeled a genius isn't the most thrilling thing.  I have a severe issue with attention as well,  but when we are interested in a subject the attention gets focused and we ramble on... oh look a kitten 
      December 30, 2018 10:51 PM MST
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  • SQUIRREL. Or however you spell that rodent. 
      December 30, 2018 10:54 PM MST
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  • no but sometimes i get so excited i shit myself 
      December 30, 2018 10:44 PM MST
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  • 1812
    Are you still excited after the excretion of feces?
      December 30, 2018 10:46 PM MST
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  • sad and ashamed but i still eat the chocolate 
      December 30, 2018 10:47 PM MST
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  • 1812
    As long as you are sure it's chocolate... and not carob.
      December 30, 2018 10:52 PM MST
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  • 16781
    Green, because aliens don't wear hats.
      December 31, 2018 2:31 AM MST
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  • 1812
    Quite peculiar, don't you think?
      December 31, 2018 2:46 AM MST
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  • Yep, step right up my stand. xD
      December 31, 2018 2:23 PM MST
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