Does your pancreas get so wet every time you see chocolate that you squirt lemonade?

Your pancreas secretes both digestive enzymes, to break down food,  as well as insulin  to even glucose spikes, so it makes just as much sense that chocolate could make your pancreas wet as we know it can make some people salivate... and if you happen to be drinking lemonade and suddenly laugh during this pancreas dampness,  perhaps you'd squirt lemonade from your nose. You know what I'm saying? This post was edited by [W]e[y]lon Musk at December 30, 2018 10:43 PM MST

Sure , sure ... sure Wey :) I always read when you ramble on about stuff about thestuff. Same like I assume people read my long rambles. Chocolate, lemonade, squirts. Gots it ;p you’re most likely a genius but I will never know cos I have the attention span of a 4 year old :(

Being labeled a genius isn't the most thrilling thing.  I have a severe issue with attention as well,  but when we are interested in a subject the attention gets focused and we ramble on... oh look a kitten 

SQUIRREL. Or however you spell that rodent. 

Are you still excited after the excretion of feces?

sad and ashamed but i still eat the chocolate 

As long as you are sure it's chocolate... and not carob.

Quite peculiar, don't you think?