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Sorry dude.
That money was spent to spay & neuter stray cats
You're never getting out. Nevah.
Have you already forgotten that it was me who paid your bail? Since you never reimbursed me, I collected the payouts. They were only 10% of what I paid in, so you can start re-paying me the rest any time now.
Sorry, I don't need a proofreader and I can't think of anything else you'd be good for.