You have totally upset the literary community with your hair-brained idea. Certain letters that are prone for that type of activity and most puncutation marks are all defecting to sign up, including tildes. You should be ashamed. : (
You will have to run them all down and check, good luck with that. Make sure you take your briefcase to put them in and hitail it out of here. Unless someone has a better idea.
We will go together and find every last rogue tilde. I don't know who will take care of the escaped letters. I guess voracious readers will have to get up off their chairs and get to work.