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Randy D

The next time you walk into your residence, what are three things that should NOT be on your couch? ~



  Randy D's answer:

1.  The neighbor's wife



2.  Dog hair

3.  New upholstery




Posted - January 6, 2019
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  • 10664
    1. A hairball (we have an agreement)
    2. Mr. Pillow (Mr. Pillow is not a woobie)
    3. The TV remote (cats are not to watch TV when I'm not home) 
      January 6, 2019 1:51 PM MST
    2

  • 44659
    My sister lying there naked.
    A dead body.
    You.
      January 6, 2019 2:19 PM MST
    3

  • I'm good with just about anything as long as it's not someone with all their worldly crap thinking they're staying the night, or longer. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 7, 2019 12:51 PM MST
      January 6, 2019 7:18 PM MST
    1

  • 53531

      You have to name three different things or people. 
    --
      January 6, 2019 7:21 PM MST
    2

  • Instead, I opted for the "How do you keep a ~~~~ in suspense" approach. xD This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 7, 2019 9:15 PM MST
      January 7, 2019 2:26 PM MST
    1

  • 17620
    There should never be anything on my sofa when I come in.  I never go to bed with stuff not put away anyway. 
      January 6, 2019 9:27 PM MST
    1

  • 53531

      You have to name three different things or people.
    --
      January 7, 2019 9:14 PM MST
    1

  • 17620
    No I don't.  :)
      January 8, 2019 10:51 AM MST
    1

  • 13395
    The passed out body of the B&E guy who drank all my booze, lice from his head  and his muddy boots.
      January 6, 2019 9:47 PM MST
    2

  • My recycle bin
    A banana peel
    Justin Beiber
      January 7, 2019 9:23 PM MST
    3