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Benedict Arnold

How could you ruin a date in 5 words or less?

example: “My ex does that too!!” 

Posted - January 14, 2019
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  • Nice! Dates over before it even begins :)
      January 15, 2019 7:05 AM MST
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  • 7776
    Depending on who your date is. "I have a penis." This post was edited by Zack at January 16, 2019 7:29 PM MST
      January 15, 2019 7:12 AM MST
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  • Haha yeah :)depending on the date :)
      January 15, 2019 8:48 AM MST
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  • Lend me $500 please.
      January 15, 2019 7:29 AM MST
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  • Well at least he or she said “please“ :)
      January 15, 2019 8:49 AM MST
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  • Yes .. politeness gets them some brownie points.  :)
      January 15, 2019 10:39 AM MST
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  • 44238
    But not the $500.
      January 15, 2019 10:47 AM MST
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  • "And, this is my husband..."
      January 15, 2019 8:16 AM MST
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  • Should work :)
      January 15, 2019 8:49 AM MST
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  • Probably not for all spouses, but it certainly would work with mine.
      January 15, 2019 8:51 AM MST
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  • Good:) let your husband scare of the undesirable dates so you don’t have to deal with them.  
      January 15, 2019 8:53 AM MST
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  • 52954
    ~ 



      January 16, 2019 6:56 PM MST
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  • Hahah  I love this.
      January 16, 2019 7:19 PM MST
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  • 952
    So, do you go on a lot of dates?

    Ever thought about losing a few pounds?

    though they exceeds the word limit...
      January 15, 2019 10:28 AM MST
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  • Haha :) you might do more than ruin the date with the weight comment, Ritish. You’ll probably get slapped too ;)
      January 16, 2019 6:23 AM MST
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  • 952
      January 16, 2019 11:23 AM MST
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  • :)
      January 16, 2019 11:25 AM MST
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  • Purse falls to floor and this pops out !
      January 15, 2019 10:50 AM MST
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  • 488
    Lolzz!
      January 15, 2019 11:02 AM MST
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  • LOL! :) no words required:) 
      January 16, 2019 6:24 AM MST
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  • I'm broke.  Hey, where ya goin'? :P
      January 15, 2019 2:12 PM MST
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  • Lol, peace out, Sucka’
      January 16, 2019 6:26 AM MST
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