What was the last thing you said that sounded dirty, but was a completely innocent comment?

I have to sweet talk it just to turn it on.

I was talking about my computer to my boss. He laughed at me and then told me my response had sexual innuendo. I told him he has a dirty mind. 

Sounds like a helium moment.
 None of my dirty comments are innocent...

  A co-worker told me that from where she lives it's only about ten to fifteen minutes away from the US/Mexican border. I asked her, "So you must like going down south a lot, right?"
She froze. I looked at the horror in her face and immediately realized what l had said. I froze. I stammered, "Er, um, I meant you must like crossing the border and going into Mexico every now and then . . . " 

Double blush!
~ This post was edited by Randy D at January 20, 2019 8:37 AM MST