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Is anyone else here besides me secretly a famous rock star?

No need to reveal your identity, we all know (us musicians with wide reaching cultural influence I mean) the burden of harassment by desperate groupies male and female alike. Just yes or no, and if you want describe the style in which you shred. And, hell, craziest road stories. Keep it debaucherous, if it's not sleazy and disgusting I don't wanna hear about it.

Posted - January 22, 2019

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  • Yeah, I'm really Elvis. :P
      January 22, 2019 5:37 AM MST
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  • i'm not a rock star but i launched a car into space 
      January 22, 2019 6:00 AM MST
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  • 6988
    I actually won second place in a lyric writing contest judged by Aaron Tippin.  
      January 22, 2019 6:21 AM MST
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  • 5835
    Speaking of the great pretender, I never heard of Freddie Mercury until I went looking for "My Dingaling" and found this:



    For a long time I thought that was Freddie Mercury and he was terrible.
      January 22, 2019 12:14 PM MST
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  • I didn't want to blow my cover .. but I'm really Tiny Tim.  Excuse me while I go back to tiptoeing through the tulips!  
      January 22, 2019 2:46 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Rock Stars are too boring for me.

      January 22, 2019 2:50 PM MST
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  • I’m a legend in my own mind. So yes, I am a  rockstar then. 

      January 23, 2019 6:39 AM MST
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