Ok, which one of you stepped on my tilde and flattened it all out?

Matilda waltzed all over it.

Oh, it's like THAT, is it?

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Who me?  What way?  

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You guys let her get away?????  I can't believe this!  Quick, check to see if she's still in the building!  Seal off all of the exits!  Hurry!

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`Fix it!  I know you can.

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*takes out curling iron*


here you go

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Sapphi has left the building.

Luckily, I have a spare tilde.  Keep an eye out for her anyway; she got away, but she'll be back.  I have the sneaking suspicion that she'll want to destroy this one too.  And don't screw it up next time!

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THANK you!  You're the only one who cares, and you're back in my last Will and Testament.

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Hooray!!! *dances around in joy, accidentally steps on tilde again*

Hmm. *looks over the fence*

Doh! That's it, you're out of the Will again!
Grrrrrr.
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Oops. It wasn't me. *strolls away*

The ampersand came and sat on it when you weren't looking.

Hey, stop that lady before she gets away! Have her swabbed from head to foot for evidence, and get it over to the lab immediately! What's that you asked me? "Cavity search"? No, no, no, no! A cavity search isn't necessary, well, not THIS time, at least. Now catch her, she's a slippery one! Hurry!
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I knew it! That danged ampersand has been jealous of the tilde ever since that vacation weekend in Fiji . . . wait; I've probably said too much.

:|

*slips away*

If the price is right, I'll snitch, lol.

I did. Fight me!

It was an ostrich. Ostriches can do anything they like today. Lol:)

Well it wasn't me.  So stop looking at me that way.

I'll also need you to testify in court if it goes that far.  Be ready just in case.

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