How DARE you investigate the second man who walks on water? What makes you think you have any right to question him, accuse him, charge him, take him to trial, convict him and punish him? He is perfect just as he is. Hands off! Now investigating hangnails or hairdos or makeup or body fat or hair color or skin color or ethnic origin is fine and dandy. Those are admirable and worthy and substantive and meaningful. But investigating a living saint? Seriously folks what are you thinking? He is above the law, above reproach, above criticism, above accusation, above all that ever was is or will be. Do I have that right y'all?