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Benedict Arnold

how much useless crap do you keep in your purse? what magical items are contained within

i have pusheen wallet, pusheen key holder, sunscreen, hand creme, body creme, some like moon light infused body spray, burts bees face wipes, various pills, lip scrub, face moisturiser, hair brush, lanyard, bottle of perfume, iphone charger, saline nasal gel, emergency pimple gel and neutrogena light stick, like 50 one dollar bills, a necklace with a sharks tooth on it, a manicure kit, small tub of vaseline, bandaids, stain stick, and i think like three quartz crystals

Posted - February 26, 2019
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you what is in my purse right now.  And it is half-empty.  You have NO idea of the disorderly mind that I own until you look in it.

    I Phone and charger
    Loose cash from massage tips.  $108 just floating around wallet-free.  
    hairbrush
    Biofreeze
    stamps
    about 30 cards (two have money)
    emory board
    pens 
    receipts
    towels
    food
    glasses drinking and reading
    and makeup that I never use that I have in case of emergency that is so old I don't want to even think about how old.

    Tons of it.  




    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at March 9, 2019 5:54 AM MST
      February 26, 2019 9:40 AM MST
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  • oh i have a lot of cards too, mostly those stupid rewards cards they always sucker you into like cvs and crap
      February 26, 2019 9:46 AM MST
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  • To much stuff:

    Wallet 
    Keys 
    Glasses 
    Sunglasses 
    Extra pair contact lenses 
    Contact lenses solution
    Hand cream
    Hand sanitizer 
    Tampons
    Mascara
    Eye liner
    Lipstick
    Lip gloss
    Lip balm
    Hair brush
    Ziplock bag of almonds( in case I get dizzy)
    Old receiptS
    phone charger
    Spare change at bottom of purse 

    That’s all can think of now but probably more stuff. 

      February 26, 2019 9:44 AM MST
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  • Oh I just read the ’usless‘ part of your Q but I’m not editing. 
      February 26, 2019 9:47 AM MST
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  • oh i forgot about receipts ! i have a nice cushion of receipts too
      February 26, 2019 9:48 AM MST
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  • I’m sure I have some over a year old.
      February 26, 2019 9:48 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I'm with ya except for those tampons.
      February 26, 2019 9:49 AM MST
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  • You remember the days though, can’t be caught without it. 
      February 26, 2019 9:51 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I would wad toilet paper up and make one.   I cannot believe I don't have toxic shock syndrome.
      February 26, 2019 10:28 AM MST
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  • Omg!!! Lol
      February 26, 2019 10:39 AM MST
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  • 34283
    I don't carry one. I would lose it and then lose everything. 
      February 26, 2019 10:08 AM MST
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  • 7939
    I think I have all the usual woman + mom stuff. Hair clips/ ponytail holders, lipstick/ lip gloss, gum, feminine hygiene products, random toys my kids hand me, spare change, spare change coated in rogue pieces of gum, and a champagne cork.
      February 26, 2019 10:11 AM MST
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  • 44619
    I am SO glad I'm not a woman.
      February 26, 2019 11:07 AM MST
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  • 46117
    WAIT A MINUTE.  You aren't?  


      February 26, 2019 11:08 AM MST
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  • 44619
    Give me a moment. (Looks down pants.) Nope...I'm a man.
      February 26, 2019 11:10 AM MST
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  • 46117
    So THAT'S why you have a wife.  I thought you were gay.


    If you read my answers lately,  I seem to be calling everyone and everything gay.  


    ….. some of my best friends are.  Not judging.


    DISCLAIMER:   This is a joke.  I know you and that you are a married man.   This site can get a tad confusing, and I make it worse.   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 26, 2019 11:18 AM MST
      February 26, 2019 11:14 AM MST
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  • 44619
    And you are doing a great job.
      February 26, 2019 11:18 AM MST
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  • 46117
    There is a little of the GOD/TRUMP in all of us.

      February 26, 2019 11:23 AM MST
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  • Lol, it’s probably worse for you men. If we go to a concert or something and don’t want to carry a purse you have to put all our stuff in your pockets. Cos we don’t want stuff ruin our outfit. 
      February 26, 2019 11:11 AM MST
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  • 44619
    That's why I have one of these:

      February 26, 2019 11:17 AM MST
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  • Haha smart man:)
      February 26, 2019 11:21 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Ahhh too much trouble.  Then you have to be NICE to that person all night or they may trash your stash.

    Ignore me.  I have the pre-work jitters and am babbling.
      February 26, 2019 11:18 AM MST
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  • 44619
    Jitters? I thought you had some special candy.
      February 26, 2019 11:25 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Oh not the nasty ass jitters.  I mean the exicted, I have energy because I have to motivate jitters.   I am procrastinating and I want to sit here and type away because?  I DO HAVE WHAT YOU INFER.

    I am on my last cookie and must get my butt in gear so I can purchase more to make the evening flow magically.  I massage better on cookie; and I am not flying around.  
      February 26, 2019 11:27 AM MST
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