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Benedict Arnold

Is it okay for a woman to cry infront of her husband while thinking about eating jelly beans that look like babies?

Posted - March 2, 2019
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  • 44649
    NO...just eat the jelly beans. I want he black ones.
      March 2, 2019 7:28 PM MST
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  • Black licorice is my favourite ... now I’m cry harder :(
      March 2, 2019 7:33 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Yes but it would be worse to think about if they were baby kittens. Or puppies. 
      March 2, 2019 7:32 PM MST
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  • Excellent point, thanks. 
      March 2, 2019 7:33 PM MST
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  • 976
    Yes, as long as she eats the ones that look like babies. Especially the ones that taste like buttered popcorn.
      March 2, 2019 7:51 PM MST
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  • Yeah, and bite their heads off first. 
      March 2, 2019 7:52 PM MST
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  • I think that's how cat ladies start off.
      March 2, 2019 8:01 PM MST
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  • We both know I’m destined to be a cat lady :/ ... that bar looks familiar ;)
      March 2, 2019 8:03 PM MST
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  • That's a bummer.
      March 2, 2019 8:05 PM MST
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  • It’s not really.... it worked out for Michele phiepher... or however spell her name. 
      March 2, 2019 8:07 PM MST
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