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Benedict Arnold

should i close my bedroom curtains?

i live on the top floor so i don't worry about other humans seeing me but i feel like in this position i am very seeable and VERY abductable by aliens. i usually try to sleep with a blanket over my head facing away from the window but i still am worried, is this enough? 

Posted - March 2, 2019
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  • 976
    Leave your curtains open but go downstairs and get some tin foil and make a hat quick.
      March 2, 2019 8:23 PM MST
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  • Lol we had almost same answer. 
      March 2, 2019 8:27 PM MST
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  • 976
    Lol we did. Great minds...which we have :)
      March 2, 2019 8:38 PM MST
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  • ;)
      March 2, 2019 8:40 PM MST
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  • 11112
    Aliens have wised up to the old tin foil hat trick now a days you have to put a cabbage leaf  over the top of the tin foil hat to prevent mind probing. Cheers and happy weekend!
      March 2, 2019 8:38 PM MST
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  • Maybe wrap your body in tinfoil and wear a colander on head too. Safety first. 
      March 2, 2019 8:24 PM MST
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  • 976
    Oh, I just had a great idea, go get dressed up in a new unused garbage bag. You'll be safe for sure.
      March 2, 2019 8:40 PM MST
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  • Lmfao :)
      March 2, 2019 8:41 PM MST
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  • 854
      March 2, 2019 11:31 PM MST
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  • 5354
    Crawl into a black plastic garbage bag and veld it shut over your head. That way your scent cannot get out of the bag and attract aliens. But be careful so your wife don't take you out.


      March 3, 2019 12:36 AM MST
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  • 1440
    You live at the top floor of a building ? me too ... 3rd floor.

    Its a good floor cuz you're not between neighbors up and down... you just have neighbors down you.


    no one should see you if you leave your curtains open. unless theres a building facing your building too.
      March 3, 2019 12:23 PM MST
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  • 13277
    That's your decision.
      March 3, 2019 12:27 PM MST
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