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Terrorist Alert Level: PLAID. Lesbian farmers are poised to take over America! Are you scared?

Yep...You read that right!.

According to America's favorite lunatic, Rush Limbaugh...  Lesbian farmers are being recruited and Obama is preparing to distribute them across rural, conservative enclaves to make them "Blue".

 

Posted - August 27, 2016

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  • That Obama's one hell of a mastermind. 

      August 27, 2016 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 7939

    LMAO

      August 27, 2016 5:23 PM MDT
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  • Just wait until Hillary's plan to make all police officers gay black men is implemented.

      August 27, 2016 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 19937

    Guess I'd better get rid of all my plaid flannel shirts lest I be picked up and sent to Guantanamo.

      August 27, 2016 5:59 PM MDT
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  • oh, i love this soil-enriching malarkey!!!

    "High time, we made a stand
    And shook up the views of the common man
    And the love train rides from coast to coast
    D.j.'s the man we love the most
    Could you be, could you be squeaky clean and smash every hope of democracy
    As the head line says you're free to choose
    There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
    One of these days they're gonna call it the blues yeah, yeah"

    "Politician (wanna-be) granny -Limbaugh- with your high ideals
    Have you no idea how the majority feels?
    So with out love and a promised land
    We're fools to the rules of a government plan
    Kick out the style, bring back the jam, yeah, yeah"

    "Time to eat all your words, swallow your pride, open your eyes..."

      August 27, 2016 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    *like*
      August 28, 2016 12:20 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    It takes a wicked mind to think wicked thoughts. Oh my. These conspiracy lunatics are getting more and more ready for mental health ward. Smh.
      August 28, 2016 12:20 AM MDT
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  • 489
    Omg WHAT. I fear for you guys. I'm totally safe as I am not American.
      August 28, 2016 6:53 AM MDT
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  • He's an evil genious!

      August 28, 2016 7:29 AM MDT
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  • I still have palm prints on my face from it...Oye

      August 28, 2016 7:29 AM MDT
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  • Mwah-hah-hah?

      August 28, 2016 7:30 AM MDT
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  •  It never ends... lolz

      August 28, 2016 7:31 AM MDT
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  • I'm setting up a web-bot to notify me when that story comes out. I'm sure it's in the works..

    I may ask this question in the AnswerMug free-for-all section. Hah!

      August 28, 2016 7:34 AM MDT
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  • don't forget the pickup truck

    ;)

      August 28, 2016 7:35 AM MDT
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  • "oh, i love this soil-enriching malarkey!!!"

    I love it! Kudos to you for getting around using the brown word :)

    I too, love this stuff. It makes me feel  intelligent, lol

    btw, Perfect song, hon ;) 

      August 28, 2016 7:42 AM MDT
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  • While listening to good, old Rush saying this stuff, the thought crossed my mind that this is an updated version of this:

      August 28, 2016 7:45 AM MDT
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  • Don't sit by idly and watch this happen. It's all part of the insidious plan for globalization. 

    Stock up on food while you can & lock your doors and windows.

    The Lesbian Farmers are coming for you next, xoSapphira.

      August 28, 2016 7:52 AM MDT
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  • Those hoes are no match for my semi-auto. 

      August 28, 2016 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Such lovely way talking about lesbians. And let's have some more firearms involved. Smh.
      August 28, 2016 7:58 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    I see where you're coming from. *thumbs up*
      August 28, 2016 7:59 AM MDT
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  • Hoes are farming tools.

      August 28, 2016 8:19 AM MDT
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  • now now...lettuce not be rash

      August 28, 2016 9:36 AM MDT
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  • Finally?!?!?!?!?!?!

      August 28, 2016 9:42 AM MDT
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  • 46117

    Oh, now that is a good idea.   Where is he advertising?   Do they have a secret code or something because no one else has heard about it.   It is a good plan.  I cannot wait to see it come to fruitition.

      August 28, 2016 10:24 AM MDT
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  • 46117

      August 28, 2016 10:26 AM MDT
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