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What are some good captions for this illustration? ~


Posted - March 6, 2019

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  • 1893
    How did this happen?

    Sleeping in?  Don't count on it
      March 6, 2019 6:21 AM MST
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  • 44620
    Does anyone know Randy's phone number?
      March 6, 2019 7:00 AM MST
    4

  • 53509



      (((Hey, wait a minute . . . how in the heck do these strangers keep getting my phone number?)))
    *Swipe, delete.

    ~
      March 6, 2019 8:03 AM MST
    2

  • 10026
    Lion? Tiger? Or Bear?  Oh MY!!

    Doctor, does this happen every time we don't wear a condom?

    $50 Entry Fee.  Guess Who!

      March 6, 2019 3:08 PM MST
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  • 17600
    Does this mean I'm pregnant?
      March 6, 2019 11:07 PM MST
    1

  • 448
    No, not a watermelon, try again Moe.
      March 7, 2019 3:43 PM MST
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  • 1633
    "Who's your daddy?"
      March 7, 2019 4:40 PM MST
    1

  • 22891
    she has a question
      March 8, 2019 2:36 PM MST
    0

  • 1. We both took precautions, and still? 
    2. Now that it's happened, "To keep or not to keep, that is the question."
    3. Really? If not yours, whose?
    4. Now that you've proved to your dad you're a man, will you prove it to me by marrying me? 
      March 18, 2019 5:13 PM MDT
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