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If farmer Brown's cows are all brown and a rooster can fly at 50 kilometers per hour, how much money is in his IRA?

...makes ya' think.

Posted - March 12, 2019

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  • $18.96 US
      March 12, 2019 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 435

    My question is, who can show me a rooster that can fly 50 kilometers an hour?

      March 12, 2019 9:41 AM MDT
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  • 3523
      March 12, 2019 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    $0

    If farmer Brown's brown cows are producing enough methane to propel a roster 50 km in 1 hour, then the EPA has slapped him with so many fines that he's used up every penny he can lay his hands on just to hire a good lawyer.  According to the EPA, methane, (i.e. cow farts), is a major contributor to global warming.  Therefore they have formulated stricte guidelines as to how much methane each cow can produce (both by farting and by burping).  The amount of methane required to propel a rooster 50k/hr would emit approx. 2.77 MT of carbon emissions -  far above the individual standard set forth by the EPA for one farmer.
      March 12, 2019 10:29 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    None.  He had to pay fines from the cow farts to the EPA.


      March 12, 2019 11:20 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    What does IRA stand for in America....?. This post was edited by Nice Jugs at March 12, 2019 10:39 PM MDT
      March 12, 2019 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    Self financed retirement fund, tax free until funds withdrawl
      March 12, 2019 10:40 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    It cracked me up --------- I once saw a car going down the road ------ it said 'Agriculture Enforcement.'  In other words---- The Farm Police. This post was edited by B.H.Wilson at March 13, 2019 8:01 PM MDT
      March 12, 2019 8:46 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    My 1st question how many acres is he farming & where. 

    My second question is did he have a replacement Rooster before he launched the original Rooster out of  compressed air outlet.  Now was the older Rooster to old to be castrated, fed and turned into a Capon? Note, when one has had enough to drink on a farm there are some pretty ingenious ways to harm and torture small and large animals.

    Third why was the County Sheriff clocking the bird on his radar gun?

    Inquiring minds want to know
      March 12, 2019 10:45 PM MDT
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