Are there not many very similar unalike exact nearly opposing differences that vaguely resemble the closely aligned with mix-matched duplications of that which matches a fake copy of an unoriginal?

There is.

You're just teasing me.

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Nah, the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me who ever!

I want what your taking!!!!!!!!!!!!

Officer, pat this woman down. I want to be sure she has no weapons or contraband on her person. Oh, and check for a wire, too. She might be working for Internal Affairs. (Don't worry, SH; I made sure to call in a female officer.)
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(you're)

(My ex?!)

No, that would be TOO cruel. I'll tell you what: if you like, YOU can decide who the officer is. Post a photo of her likeness, if you like.

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Sweet of you. I'll get back to you when I'm on a computer. I can't add any photos or gifs from the device. Hrmph.

She looks friendly, no?

If there are, it is due to changes in the unalterable attributes that contribute to the identical differences between an original and the counterfeit from which it is duplicated.

No threesome, Grumpie... Go find your own cop... Randy promised me this one... Yay!! ;-)

Randy, this question makes me feel stupid. Me no entiendo.

(And this woman RETIRED from corporate life? What a waste of talent.)
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Lol. I didn't mean to do that to you, my friend.

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It's as plain as day. Do you want me to repeat it?
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SH is right; she gets a one-on-one session.
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Lol, Saphie wins.
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You're GOOD!
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Forget it Some1. I got dibs on her. Listen to Randy. Randy, now be a man and show that "gentleman" out of the thread here. ;-)

Ok, fella, ya hoid da lady. Now ya gonna come along peaceful-like, or am I gonna hafta muss ya up a bit?
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