What technique do you use when dealing with rude people?

If my current situation is any indication, then obviously I make them my boyfriend.  Luvya Goat!

Ignore them, even if they are addressing me.

I brush it off but, eventually, I will put them in their place. 

Sometimes I use the old oopsy technique - that's were you wait for them to walk by you then nonchalantly stick your foot out and trip then then say oopsy. Cheers! 

Keep your cool no matter what the provocation  The most offensive responses are best given coolly and deliberately. 

Not really any technique.  I just play it straight and efficiently.  The way I would with anyone.  You can't let them fluster you.  

Where possible, humor, to calm the situation. 
Failing that, making them wait, ignore them, waste their time, while smiling like a goof. In the end, that’s funny too. 

Depends on where I am and who it is:
My customer humor works best. 
On the internet a user report button works.
In general, ignore or give it right back depending, on my mood. This post was edited by my2cents at March 26, 2019 5:13 PM MDT

if im running low on time I go for  a quick snipe but my usual method is a three day long satanic sacrifice 

Just smile and nod.

I just say, that’s nice, okie dokie or cool beans. Then go about my day.