You're waiting time they just annointed her with maple syrup and are about to present her with the Schnieder hot dog and all dressed chips. You better stop it before the final transformation.
I’m not too worried. She thinks poutine looks like something that came out of a cyst and Tim’s coffee tastes like swamp water. She’ll never make it here.
Try to meet Justin Trudeau to get a good look at his INCREDIBLE BUTT....get a close as you can, but don't touch........! then try to get a picture of it and send it to me ASAP......I drool over it!!!!!!!........:-D
Burn any evidence that you ever were stupid enough to live here at all past the age of 18. Please leave the Border door open. A lot of people may join you in 2020.
1st thing as a Canadian, hmmmm long list here, too much to mention. Now for starters go to Minnesota and go shopping at Mall of America (MOA), similar to the on in Edmonton however the booze is cheaper.
As for your feelings towards Poutine, shame on you. Da cows are so mad they are curding their milk just to ruin your fries and gravy