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Have you ever been to the Dire Straits Café?

They'll take your money for muffins, but the chips are free.

Posted - April 1, 2019
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  • Hold me closer Tony Danza. 
      April 1, 2019 8:09 AM MDT
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  • 16256
    Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 
      April 1, 2019 8:19 AM MDT
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  • Slow Walkin’ Walter, Fire engine guy. 

      April 1, 2019 8:23 AM MDT
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  • 16256
    It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not. 
      April 1, 2019 8:25 AM MDT
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  • She’s got electric boobs, a bowl of soup. 

      April 1, 2019 10:54 AM MDT
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  • 16256
    Just let me staple the vicar.
      April 1, 2019 6:43 PM MDT
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  • Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
      April 1, 2019 8:11 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen.
      April 2, 2019 3:57 AM MDT
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  • Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time. 

      April 2, 2019 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 16256
    Or should I just keep chasing penguins?
      April 2, 2019 6:24 PM MDT
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  • you’ll get mud on your face, you big disgrace. Kicking your cat all over the place. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 2, 2019 6:30 PM MDT
      April 2, 2019 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night. 
      April 2, 2019 6:31 PM MDT
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  • The ants are my friends, they’re blowin in the wind. 
      April 2, 2019 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    I can see you, your bra strap's shining in the sun.
      April 2, 2019 6:35 PM MDT
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  • On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair. 
      April 2, 2019 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    Maybe a great magnet pulls a$$holes towards truth.
      April 2, 2019 6:39 PM MDT
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  • I love rock and roll, tuna and a lime in a lunchbox baby. 
      April 2, 2019 6:40 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    I'm gonna have a hard d**k tonight, a hard d**k tonight I know.
      April 2, 2019 6:43 PM MDT
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  • We got some Flintstone microwave Ovens. 
      April 2, 2019 6:45 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    A year has gone since I broke my nose.
      April 2, 2019 6:50 PM MDT
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  • It’s not fair to deny me, of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me. 
      April 2, 2019 6:52 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    I've got the d***, gonna stick it in the girl, it's time to move your body.
      April 2, 2019 6:55 PM MDT
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  • The algebra has a devil for it’s sidekick eeeeeeeeeeeee.
      April 2, 2019 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    I sometimes wish I'd never been boiled in oil.
      April 2, 2019 6:59 PM MDT
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