(I used to think you were a girl when I was on chat a few years ago and you were on there) You were funny and I never realized you were a male. (or ARE YOU?)
One day I was working on my roof. Suddenly, a light misty rain began falling. A many colored rainbow appeared very close and I could see all the colors against the backdrop of my neighbor's garage. I thought; "perhaps if I get over there real quickly, I can find a pot of gold". I decided to continue working on my roof.