I was in the store today and saw "Walking Dead" wine. To be honest, I thought about buying it for about a millisecond even though I wasn't there for wine because, you know, Walking Dead. Then, I got to thinking about what flavor Walking Dead might have. Is it dead flesh? Bodily goo? Brains? Desperation? Starvation? My desire to try it waned pretty quickly.
Are there other things like this you've seen or think would make terrible food brands?