Da plane. Da plane. Da plane. Tattoo from Fantasy Island's words. DA WALL DA WALL DA WALL. Which small person will say those words?

You can see it now can't you? A very small person looking off in the distance to the building of a massive WALL. Each week's episode will show a bigger and thicker and higher and deeper and wide wall. The biggest of all the walls that were or will be. It will be the longest-running TV show in history. In fact it will never end until THE WALL surrounds the United STATES and all of its territories abroad. Oh. That would include A WALL AROUND PUERTO RICO no? Doesn't it sound exciting? The very small person will be the only one to speak. The script will never change from week to week. DA WALL DA WALL DA WALL is all he will ever say day after day afer day after day. There's big bucks in that idea and I give to anyone who wants to run with it. With my blessings.