Hey can you think of a better question? Then ask it.
Eeeewwwwww! Egypt is mostly poverty, overpopulation, and political problems.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why does a house burn down at the same time it burns up?
One sign says "FLAMMABLE" and the other says "INFLAMMABLE". So which is it?
Yeah but they have that Sphinx.
And camels.
Yes. You are smarter than me. Now what? 
Seeing as We're being silly ... What can go up a downpipe down but can't go down a downpipe up?
Well we do worship our cats.
If we make peanut butter cookies out of peanut butter then what do we make Girl Scout cookies out of?
And if space is a vacuum then who changes the bags?
Yeah, good idea. A military dictatorship for governance. Sounds like a plan . . .
