can we please direct our attention back to me

they really should make this ambermug permanently you know 

buzz off and go eat your tapioca 

Go choke on your bread crusts. 

Who said you could speak? Go to the drug store and pick up some tampons, chocolate and a copy of dirty dancing. Then sit in the basement until you’re called on. 

also i could really use a foot massage and also a grilled cheese with no crusts. if youre lucky I'll throw the one jaimie made downstairs to you. and I dont use tampons so can you get pads from the drug store too... not the maxi the tween ones 

Is Sharron going to be waiting to yell at me when I get back for two?

if you're late she will do much worse 

I.am still drinking fabulous trying to cleans me brain after tween maxi pads.

NOT the maxi ones arg, where'd I put that flogger 

Seriously?  Feet? 

consider yourself lucky. some guys pay me so they can do this