Wanna go throw green paint on vegans as the exit Whole Foods?

Ya. You know they wanna throw pink slime on the cheapies as they exit Kroger. 

No, but I want you to go and take pictures of this new sport. Thanks.

I often shop at Whole Food. Why would you want to throw green paint on vegans?  And how would you be able to tell they are "vegans" - you know that means very specific things to some people.  They might be vegetarians, or fruitarians, or meatarians, or whatever - how could you tell?  What would you ask them first what they are? 

I won’t endorse bigotry. Or unprovoked assault on innocent shoppers. 

What about pigs blood like in that Carrie movie? I like that movie. 

Nope, I don't feel the need - while I am not a vegan myself, I defend their right to be vegan if they wish.

What about throwing paint on people with "fur" in their name?
Like "Jennifer".  They aren't fooling me, by using an "e" instead of a "u".  

Whole foods sells prime grade meat as well as generally superior produce---leave us connoisseurs alone.