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Benedict Arnold

will you please give me all your money

i said please

Posted - April 13, 2019
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  • Can’t, have to hire an exorsist. Just found out my house is haunted By storm troopers. 
      April 13, 2019 9:11 PM MDT
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  • Must be a lot of racket ... lol!
      April 14, 2019 6:44 AM MDT
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  • Lol :)
      April 14, 2019 12:11 PM MDT
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  • that's what I need it for too. ive spent two years trying to convince my employer this place is haunted and they refuse to pay for an exorcism. im taking matters into my own hands  
      April 14, 2019 10:35 AM MDT
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  • Yeah, but my ghost is real though. You’re prob just having a psychotic episode or something.  
      April 14, 2019 11:42 AM MDT
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  • ive seen SHADOW people. 

    granted I am off my meds but better safe than sorry you know. i tried to burn sage one morning and put salt on the window sills but the store manager said no  :( 
      April 14, 2019 12:13 PM MDT
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  • Off your meds? Watch this it will help..

      April 14, 2019 12:19 PM MDT
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  • 1430
    i keep my money for me. Enough that i work hard, and i dont get much of it. I could buy a car with that !
      April 13, 2019 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    No. 
    What does [a] god need with money? Create some. 
      April 13, 2019 9:42 PM MDT
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  • counterfeiting is against the law  
      April 14, 2019 10:35 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    You mean god couldn’t just create some gold bars, silver coins or gift cards or something? 
    Puny god. 
      April 14, 2019 2:51 PM MDT
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  • what you think as a God i am above the law and can just do whatever i want? that would be like churches not having to pay taxes... oh wait 
      April 15, 2019 6:57 AM MDT
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  • 32664
    Do you also want to tax other nonprofits? Such as Planned Parenthood? 
      April 15, 2019 7:06 AM MDT
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  • at least they're doing something helpful 
      April 15, 2019 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 32664
    The churches feed more people than any other organization in the world.  I call that helpful. 
      April 15, 2019 8:15 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Good point...
      April 14, 2019 2:32 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    Much different than a middleman like Pat Robertson begging for cash. What does god need to buy, anyway? 
      April 14, 2019 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Exactly!  If he created everything, one would have thought he would have invested in himself, too.  Big winks and smiles.
      April 14, 2019 2:53 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Ha ha not all of it. I help out my gal friend with cash because she is on disability and she gives me kisses but you can have what's left over. I visit and enjoy taking her cat Hunter out a few times a week because he is an outdoor cat and likes to run around outside. Do you have a pussy I could look after? 
      April 13, 2019 10:23 PM MDT
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  • can I actually just have the cat 
      April 14, 2019 10:35 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Say: "Pretty please, with sugar on top", I need a good laugh.
      April 14, 2019 2:25 AM MDT
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  • It's not your turn yet .. but OK

      April 14, 2019 6:36 AM MDT
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  • You got all my singles last night.  
      April 14, 2019 10:20 AM MDT
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  • i was wondering who gave me the sticky ones 
      April 14, 2019 10:33 AM MDT
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