Grilly?

D: I just realized she's been gone almost a week. :/ 

Yes, it's a long time no see. I thought about it the other day. She will be cheating on us with that other place she found. Hmm. Did you not pay the alimony at time one more time? She was fed up with it, Randy!

I miss her questions around here.

I miss her a lot too, but as for the fake alimony I was ordered to pay after our fake divorce which was the end result of our fake online marriage, I quit paying into that sham LONG ago. I suspected for a while that the judge in that case wasn't a real judge at all, probably one of her relatives (now that I think about it, she kept slipping up and calling her "Aunt Judy").

:|

You haven't kidnapped her, have you? I found a store receipt for two rolls of duct tape, it has your credit card suffix on it . . .

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Lolz. Lets hope she misses home at a time and gets back to us. :-)

She's back now!

:)

Yus!

Outta da way, lady: I'M FIRST!

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Oh. You got bigger worries than me, Randy... Grilly won't swing my way... Welcome back Grilly, You've been missed... Now get working, this darn thing doesn't operate itself, Randy!

You haven't yet tried hard enough to GET her to swing your way. Go ahead and work your best moves on her, I've got my popcorn and root beer and my fuzzy slippers, you two won't hear a peep out of me.


(Munch, munch, munch, munch, sip, much, munch, munch, sip, munch . . . )
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I haven't tried at all. Not that Grilly isn't worth it... Btw, I'm all taken and very, very much pleased with my girlfriend. Yus.

Oooohh, what you do to me when you say "yus" like that!
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Grilly's work. ;-)