The other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. It turned out to be a bear that was rummaging around in his porch fridge. He was able to drive the bear off the poarch by banging a couple of pots together but when he saw the mess that the bear made he got mad - picked up a bagel and threw it at the bear. When he told me about it I thought it was pretty silly - glad he was all right but throwing a bagel at a bear is way silly. Cheers!
Benedict Arnold 