YOU do the math: Grilly was gone for a long, long time, days/weeks. I post a question asking about her disappearance. She returns within hours later. She wants me badly, right?

Randy, you know me better... I won't bribe you. We are friends after all. *hugs*

Stop rubbing up against me, you know I can't concentrate when you do that.
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Drop following me!!

Ok already, don't get angry. Hug me once more; I'll try as hard as I can get to see if I can concentrate. Oops, that came out wrong.
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*runs*

Go ahead, run as much as you want to, I'm faster than you are.

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*invisible ninja mode activated*

Of-course...very badly!

What in the semi-incandescent hell is a 'Grilly'?

Dude, she's wanting your dode big time, lol.

What if she has a dode, too, dude?  :-)

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Oh ye of little faith.
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Dode?
:|

Probe. :-)

She wore no more than a robe, made it easier for me to probe, but the lighting was fleeting and she began bleating; it appears I stumbled upon a sheep in the glare of a strobe.

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You cheated and did respond on some of her posts too. Those will be the reason. ;-)

Obviously, she can't live without me. It's a little clingy, kind of creepy, but still a nice feeling.

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Oh, I thought you said meth.

I'm not good at math or grammar. 

:(

Isn't she one of your sock puppets?

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