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Benedict Arnold

What would be the best way for a human to kill a wizard?

Posted - May 7, 2019
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  • Steal his gris-gris and chop down his tree. 
      May 7, 2019 8:05 PM MDT
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  • Lol:) I’m still trying to figure out what a gris gris is...freakin‘ bippity bobbity boo hocus pocus stuff. 
      May 7, 2019 8:08 PM MDT
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  • I don't know what it is either but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to use it in a sentence. 
      May 7, 2019 8:09 PM MDT
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  • It’s wizard stuff, we’re better off not knowing. Gris gris 
      May 7, 2019 8:11 PM MDT
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  • Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! 
      May 7, 2019 8:17 PM MDT
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  • Yeah! He’s a fraud. 
      May 7, 2019 8:18 PM MDT
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  • A gris-gris is a fetish or talisman in Louisiana voo-doo. 
      May 8, 2019 1:29 AM MDT
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  • A gris-gris is a fetish or talisman in Louisiana voo-doo. 
      May 8, 2019 1:29 AM MDT
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  • 976
    I don't know what it is. Something I'm not going to "like".  I wasn't even brave enough to take the time to google it. 
      May 7, 2019 8:38 PM MDT
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  • I think it’s all the stuff evil pink bunny or tree wizard or whatever he’s  calling himself now has hanging off his wizard stick in other post. Voodoo wizard stuff. 
      May 7, 2019 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 976
    It takes a silver ball.

      May 7, 2019 8:07 PM MDT
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  • Nice, so far I’ve got steal the Gris gris, burn the tree and steal the silver ball. Soon I’ll be a witch! This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at May 8, 2019 1:27 AM MDT
      May 7, 2019 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    Probably by hiring or blackmailing a couple of wizards to do it for you. Cheers!
      May 7, 2019 8:16 PM MDT
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  • We don’t want to involve them, Nanoose! Cheers 
      May 7, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Set a coin spinning on the table and offer him 5 dollar for casting a 'accelerate the spin' spell on it. that spell need more and more and more mana until used all the mana in the house.

    Then you can just hit him with a rock.
      May 7, 2019 11:33 PM MDT
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  • Okay, I’ll try that first. 
      May 8, 2019 8:02 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You would have to trick him into killing himself or get another Wizard to do it for you.  A more powerful one.  


    So the first one is most likely to get results.  I mean where are you going to find another Wizard when you are the only one who found the first one? 

    So, you have to convince him to off himself.  You have to trick a Wizard.  I can think of no greater time to use the Google and search the internet for methods.

    Now if you want to try it yourself, you can try this helpful hint from the internet:


    first you have to anger the monkeys then they will throw their pooopys at you you must catch one and put it in an oven. stuff all the goats in a blender and throughly paint the pidgens.

    turn the oven on to cook the crap until medium reare. then eat the goats and put the pidgeons in your pants. take a knife and then kill Jacob




    Jacob is a Wizard I guess.  

     
     
    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at May 8, 2019 8:02 AM MDT
      May 8, 2019 1:03 AM MDT
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  • This seems like a lot of work. Can’t I just put his wizards stick in a blender or something?
      May 8, 2019 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You can try.  You can also wind up causing a homogzenized hot mess that explodes the Universe 
      May 8, 2019 8:10 AM MDT
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  • The only way is to make out with a young maiden under a waning crescent moon with him present.
      May 8, 2019 1:32 AM MDT
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  • Sounds legit. 
      May 8, 2019 8:03 AM MDT
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  •   May 8, 2019 8:31 AM MDT
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  • 6098
    Why would we want to kill a wizard?  That doesn't sound very nice at all. 
      May 8, 2019 6:00 AM MDT
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  • Cos He’s trying to make me do very bad things under a waning crescent moon.  
      May 8, 2019 8:03 AM MDT
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