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Benedict Arnold

What’s the best way for a human to kill a muffin?

Posted - May 9, 2019
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  • Eat it!
      May 9, 2019 10:01 PM MDT
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  • Okay, but i meant painful way...
      May 9, 2019 10:03 PM MDT
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  • Poor muffin 
      May 9, 2019 10:07 PM MDT
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  • It’s only funny when I say it -_- 
      May 9, 2019 10:08 PM MDT
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  • Do you need chocolate?
      May 9, 2019 10:13 PM MDT
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  • NO! Nor do I need a copy of dirty dancing THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 
      May 9, 2019 10:14 PM MDT
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  • Just checking. Because I am thoughtful like that.
      May 9, 2019 10:15 PM MDT
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  • Yeah right, when I was crying about thor you left me for 5 minutes. YOU HATE ME! YOU DONT CARE. 
      May 9, 2019 10:17 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    *** insert giggle here ***
    ;) :)!
    I am!!
      May 10, 2019 11:08 AM MDT
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  • Lol :) 
      May 10, 2019 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 362
    Bite it with your teeth and devour it!!
      May 9, 2019 10:04 PM MDT
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  • I don’t want the muffin to like it... I was thinking drown it in a bath tub or something like that. 
      May 9, 2019 10:05 PM MDT
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  • 362
    Lol I seriously doubt that it will like to be devoured 
      May 9, 2019 10:06 PM MDT
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  • That is what muffins live for though.. 
      May 9, 2019 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 362
    Yeah but they are not living once ate lol
      May 9, 2019 10:11 PM MDT
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  • But they are dying the way they had planned. We don’t want that. 
      May 9, 2019 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 362
    Putting them in water doesn't help...after all they get wet by stomach acid 
      May 9, 2019 10:17 PM MDT
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  • Oh yeah...i have some cherry bombs in my shed.... 
      May 9, 2019 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 362
    Lol
      May 9, 2019 10:21 PM MDT
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  • Cherry bombs?  :D
      May 9, 2019 10:24 PM MDT
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  • Yeah but i have a pile of them left over from scaring away those stupid birds. 
      May 9, 2019 10:27 PM MDT
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  • I found them!!! Death to muffins. 

      May 10, 2019 11:10 AM MDT
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  • I'm coming over.
      May 10, 2019 4:03 PM MDT
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  • Okay but it’s 2019, I think you need written consent letter to cherry bomb Bomb the cherry. Get in your boat and draw up the paper work. 

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at May 10, 2019 7:50 PM MDT
      May 10, 2019 7:49 PM MDT
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